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15-70% off STOREWIDE HALLOWEEN SALE!

uptown — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:05:36 +0000

This weekend we’re having a Super Duper Spectacular Halloween Sale!!

Friday October 30th, Saturday October 31st and Sunday November 1st.

There will be amazing deals all weekend including;

15-70% OFF Storewide! $99 Jackets and Pants! Free Pro Tee for the first 50 people with a food bank donation!

ALL 2010 Snowboard gear, clothing, watches, sunglasses & goggles are INCLUDED!

It’s too bad you can’t feel the black fuzziness on there, but trust me, it’s there on the poster. Word is the Savings Wizard will be on hand to cast spells on any staff members trying to charge regular price for anything (and I mean ANYTHING), and on any customers trying to layaway or return anything!

Don’t forget that Christmas is right around the corner…

The super duper spectacular halloween sale!

…An Acquired Taste.

proskates — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:00:12 +0000

Hey Dudes! You tried Guinness before? No? WTF…you better get on that. Its really, really good though…but oddly enough, I bet you won’t like it when you try it…funny how that works eh? Its kinda like Pro Skates though…I bet the first time you came in here, you were like “I hate those dicks…but they have good stuff”. So you keep coming back, trying to ignore our antics, but eventually, you love us. Thats like Guinness, something somewhere along the way makes you like the taste. I couldn’t imagine my life without Guinness, Skateboarding or Pro Skates…well I can imagine it…but it would suck.

Swab Them Decks – EEEEyarrrrrr!

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:02:37 +0000

Yep, th’ new shop decks are in at Uptown ‘n Downtown.

I got three o’ th’ sailor editions in th’ mail yesterday so I brought them down t’ th’ ramp fer th’ scallywags t’ check out.

We set them up ‘n had a good solid two hour session at th’ McNabb miniramp. Th’ graphic be so awesome.

Thar’s naught better than havin’ three ole sailors around fer th’ session ‘n th’ jokes ne’er end.

Don be fargettin ye ken git yer own bonnie vessel in thee maile. Yee be callin 1-800-661-3278 yo ho har

Oh SHIT!!!

admin — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:46:00 +0000

Check this new TEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Oh crap that tee is sick! That is some bad shit right there, it comes in blue, charcoal, and purple. Next week we’ll have five more colours to choose from! Get one of each for a full wardrobe!

The Pro Thing

admin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:07:00 +0000

Support Thrillema.

Scrip Flippin’

admin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:17:00 +0000

You’re familiar with our take on a black metal logo? I just flipped the colours up on its head…red and neon, and blue and black…so serious. Purists beware.

HAIL SATAN

admin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:38:00 +0000

Are your balls hairy enough to represent the Grim Lord of Hades? 15 in existance, move fast.

New Pro waves.

admin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:27:00 +0000

Plummer waving the breaker of wind in green wave.
Bad Brains hoody waves for fall. Nipple rubs extra.
Cap in the new Devil Fetus wave. Available in grey and other sizes.

Cliff repped Pro.

admin — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:37:00 +0000

Coinciding with the new Metallica, is the release of our latest. I haven’t heard the new one, but I’m pretty sure I’d rather hear Ride the Lightning or Kill ‘em All. Zach has had this picture for a long time, and finally dug it out and put it to good use. Pick up one of these tees at Uptown.
Rep In Peace Cliff.

New PRO-SKA-TES

admin — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:22:00 +0000

Who is that? Does he support the Los Angeles Dodgers? No, pretty sure he dosn’t, but he lurves that tee!