I know, I know…this Piss Alley thing is talking forever to get going. Look, we’re all really lazy and so are you, so give us a break. We are going to finish this thang come hell or high water. So here is the 1st bracket. The Phenom vs. The Art Dude from NB. Just kidding Ben…but you are, no? Ben Stephenson vs. Johnny Purcell. Sorry for the blurryness…This ain’t the Berrics so get over it. Its also not in Piss Alley…theres construction going on.

Johnny Wins.