Our buddy Mark sells us DC. He was in town to show us the Summer08 stuff. He took us out for supper last night. Here’s his side of the table – him and Greg. Lame.Here’s my side of the table – me and Jermaine. Hard as nails.
Trying to order, we discovered that Mark is actually possessed by the devil.
Mark is going on about a text message from a girl who wanted this and that. Whatever, it was his boss saying “No Dessert”. Dick.
We got a plate of sucky mussels, they were tiny, no juice at the bottom, and covered in way too much garlic.
This is some guacamole cheese hummus grossness that these guys devoured, friggin sickos.
This is where our burgers came. The menu said “Halifax’s Best Burger”. It was good, but I’m not sure about the best in Halifax, I guess it was the best last night for sure.
No more pics, scroll up for good times. Yeah I know, a bit of a lame blog.

We just got a little order of Hosoi and Pocket Pistols in. These boards are sick. Cool shapes, nice finish, and SCREEN PRINTS! Thanks Fish!
The OG Hammerhead, and a couple updated shapes from Hosoi.
Anthony Hancock, Ben Schroeder, Punkers Pool, Retro Screamer, Lee Ralph.
Burger Bowl, Schroeder OP Art, Lee Ralph Warrior, Claus Grabke.

We’re pretty excited for you, and we have even made Pro Girl and Pro Skates baby clothes for the occasion.

So Zach asked me this morning if I wouldn’t mind tidying up the sale stuff by the snowboards, and me being the O.C.D. keener that I am obliged. Now when I got there I was a bit overwhelmed because of the shear size of the task at hand…but as I worked my way through the jungle of synthetic fabrics I thought to myself “Hey, there are actually some dope pants left in stock and a lot of them”. Most of these bad boys are around $100…some more, some less. Lots of Larges and XLs left too…so you gots no excuse anymore, because if you didn’t know…you know now.

Look at all those red tags…delicious.

Okay, so this week I had to review……THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE…..This movie was Produced and Directed by Tobe Hooper, and was first released in 1974…Well I sure wish that I never had to witness this movie………..Let the video speak for itself!!!!UNTIL NEXT WEEK

Limited edition ZOMBIE tees. Oooohhh scary.

Some new colours and screens. You too can ooze sex like these men.

This is Laurie. We call him Mr Gross. He washes our windows. With his tounge.
Jon discusses rules while Mr Gross doesn’t even pretend to care.
Game On!! Mr Gross starts with the Lowball Lean technique. This is Jons achilles heel. Well played Mr Gross!
The air crackles with excitment as they do the math.
10 minutes later we have a winner. Mr Gross takes the first round. The crowd goes mild.
Jermaine signals round 2…….
…..and helps Jon loosen up.
Jon has a quick pray. It’s all or nothing and he knows it.
YESSSS!! Nice roll. Jon busts a quick Air Keyboard session to celebrate. I think it was ‘The Final Countdown’ a real crowd pleaser.

Not only did Mr Gross lose everything, he also lost part of his wallet.
The boys celebrate with a quick game of Cracker Sandwich. There really are no losers here, just winners.
With his takings Jon purchased the bike he’s always wanted. A brand new Mint Pastello Pro track bike. I love happy endings, even ones that are paid for.

WOOT WOOT!
This here is the Youngblood. This here is dope. This here is radical for sessioning the city when you can’t make it to the hill on a school day. This here will also do you right in the park and the pipe. If your hungry and gnar and all that shit, then you might be into it. The graphics are inspired by wheat paste street posters, the kinds you see for rap albums in the hood, like say brooklyn. Sizes-154,156,159. $489.99
Ok and now onto the Recon. Its a well rounded shred stick. Whether you are just getting into the world of pow mowwing, or are a 20 year ripper who wants a soft easy to turn board. It’s affordable and was in Future snowboarding’s top ten picks. Sizes-156,158. $399.99
And finally here is the Destroyer LTD. Hard charging, highly responsive, dependable,twin freestyle board. It’s Forums bestseller and they have made an array of graphics to suit your face and lip. Sizes-156,158. $564.99
Oh, and this just came in as I was writing the blog. It’s Forums new powder shredder. Called the rapper/hustler. The main reason it’s so suited to the powder is its obvious big nose. Come’s in size extra shmedium. Price you ask? Come take it, cause frankly I don’t think any of us want it.

When resident film maker Jeebs Iznatch came crashing into the shop clutching his ample midsection screaming “Shit!” over and over, we thought he had been stabbed. After a few jabs about the plaid on plaid fiasco he calls attire we realized that he just needed to evacuate his engorged bowels.

Unfortunatley Jon was taking his mid afternoon constitutional. After a brief but violent tussle Jason was ejected to find another place to relinquish his muggy payload.

Howling like a wounded bear he squatted at the back of the shop and forced the pinguid obstruction through his protesting sphincter.

This was totally not cool. That was a new Analog shirt that I quite liked.

Anyway, after all that this was all he could get out. What a baby.

After a sip of water and a lie down he was OK. He offered to clean up and pay for the shirt, but left before doing either.