Section is a hot outerwear brand that was started by angels in the 11th Century AD in what is now the Democratic Republic of America. Once the brand of Kings and Clergy, Section is now available to the masses(thats you!) so come on in and try one on, or maybe try on a jacket/pant combo…or maybe just the pants…I dunno, you decide.

I was checking rat traps in the basement when I heard grunting in the back room. I did not expect to find resident film maker Jason Eisener in coitus with Sheila, our mannequin.

Here he is in mid thrust. It was at this point he noticed me. I froze too afraid to run, but kept shooting like a pro.

“Get that fucking camera out of my asshole!” he screamed. I was nowhere near his asshole so I don’t know what his problem was.

It turns out he was just doing some ‘research’ for a new film. It’s about filmmakers that have sex with body parts in filthy basements. But with a christmas message.

Jon has started a Mentors cover band. He thought it would be a good idea to audition singers why we were open. With such classics as ‘Shit Tower’ and ‘4F Club’ it was, frankly, one off his more egregious ideas. Anyhoo, from Jons smile I think this dude got the gig.

Resident hunter/fisherman/outdoorsman/camo expert Jon proves that he has camo for all situations. He scared the shit out of me when he jumped from the window into this unposed pose.

The fall fashion season is looming. Resident runway pioneer Jon looks to the streets for his new look.
After a vicious patch sewing session and a head tattoo he’s ready to rock.

As you can see, we have new Nikes. You probably should too.

Most of our snow gear is now here. We also still have batshit crazy deals on last seasons stuff.

New Wilcats Zip Hoody is it?..ooohh suits you sir.

Nacho hit the Dome with Courtney and new girl Natalie last night. We found him passed out naked on the floor this morning. Not a pretty sight.
After dressing him he went right to work modeling our new PS design. I think he does a good job.

I’m sure some of you know the alley beside the store always smells like piss. We assume it’s the party-goers and evening revellers (?!), looking to lighten their bladders after a few pints. We’ve all been there, when you have to piss you have to piss. But jesus H, right in the middle of the day, we catch one of our best friends wetting up the alley. What a jerk.

I’m pretty sure it’s because he had just gotten this, and he thought he was thinking he was pretty tough. Now let’s see the actual car you’ve been bragging about.